Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Oh...okay, good.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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cancer

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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