What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

God. God.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Do u take sugar?

Carrot fingers

Nice belt.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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