What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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