- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found out i have cancer.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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