a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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You will not press the like button.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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