- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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