- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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homosexuals are gay

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

whats white and looks like paper paper

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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