My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Please? No.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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acualy is dolan

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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