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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Donald Trump

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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