how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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My penis is big... not.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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