- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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