A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

thumb_up thumb_down +27

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops