- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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