- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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