Antoni Wilkinsin

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What's half of 8? o

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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