- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

When is a door not a door? Never.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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