roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Alex Gedrose.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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