- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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