Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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