'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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How come anti jokes r funny

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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