- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

kesha is a virgin.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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