why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A russian gives away vodka.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

what does a granny look best in? 1950

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