- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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