Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Anti Joke

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