I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.