- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

oooh look a banshee

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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