Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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My tractor broke down.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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You will not press the like button.

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Anti Joke

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