A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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heat!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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