a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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