how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

homosexuals are gay

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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