Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Butt poop.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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which one is easiest

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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a man walked into a bar....

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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your mom

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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