Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Your Mother

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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