- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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