- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Womens rights !

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Women's Rights.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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