- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Alex Gedrose.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Your wife died during the delivery.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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