- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

dick dick dick... frogs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats worse than a joke? This

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