- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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