- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

I like your hair

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

get in the car.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Woman's Rights

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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