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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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