- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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