Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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jwe

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Bags of delicious poop.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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