Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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xavier stop

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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im a willy bum bum

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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