Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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vaginas

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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