Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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women's rights.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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