OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Justin Beiber

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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