- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Keanu Reaves

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

UP

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

religion

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Weed.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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