- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

every knight i see an owl at window

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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