Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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