A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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womens rights.

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