If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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penis

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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I'm Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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