- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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