- Anti Joke

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.