- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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