What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Lets go Yankees

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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