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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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