Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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British Dentistry

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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The EPA.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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