- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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