How many fingers do most people have? 10

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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