what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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