Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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hi

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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trumpy trumpy trump

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Anti Joke

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