- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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