A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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